Saturday, December 18, 2010

Time travelling?

Two big reasons why time travelling isn't wise at all. (WARNING: This post is based on facts and may disappoint you if you really want to time travel)

1 - The Reverberation Effect
Have you ever heard that awful sound a microphone makes when it reverberates? That is what happens with time travelling too (if you're time travelling to the past). You see, if you're in 2010 and you time travel in 1993, the particles around you are time traveled as well. That is where the reverb begins because since you time traveled your past selves will as well at the exact same time and place so those particles will keep time travelling to the spot, eventually making the world explode... If that was too confusing here's a simpler explanation: If you pour water in a glass and there's more water the glass can contain, the water piles up and eventually spills on the table. With time travel the particles cannot spill because it is happening all in one moment, so you're trying to fill a glass with an infinite amount of water all at the same time; definitely something bad is going to happen.

2 - Through Time Not Space
As most time travelling movies have pointed out, time travelling only allows you to travel through time and not space. So you will be time travelling to the same spot you just came from. The Earth spins, if you're on the equator it spins at 1,038 miles per hour. at mid-latitudes the speed is spinning about 138-338 miles per hour. And at the poles it hardly spins at all, now I think you know where I'm getting to here. So even though you aren't moving, doesn't mean anything else does. But I am not quite done yet, the mentioned speeds are only the Earth spinning. But the Earth's speed revolving around the sun is 67,000 miles per hour. And guess what, the whole universe is moving as well, but you get the point. So with those numbers if you actually traveled through time and not space you would most likely end up in the vacuum of space even if the delay is only a second.

The World is a Sandwich.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010


A friend asked me... "What would you do if you found a genie bottle that granted you three wishes?" a second after he asked that he hastily said "Oh, of course no wishing the obvious. You know, more wishes, death, or love."

I said more genie bottles... He slapped me.

The World is a Sandwich.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

An Advice... Always Avoid Alliterations.

Who needs rhetorical questions?

Just some of the fun phrases I've heard. There are lots like these in the internet if you look for them.

The World is a Sandwich.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Order Type A

This is the usual order cycle. This type does not happen always, but usually it does. It is the cycle activated once one person orders another to do something.
important note: A and B means that it's either one, not both.

1: Leaves original stance.
2: Go to location.
3: Forget what to do.
4, A: Do something else.
4, B: Go back to previous location.
5: Remember what to do.
6: Reanalyze the task.
7: Do the task.
8: Feel importance, then self pity (self pity = optional).
9: Tries to remember original stance.
10, A: Do something else.
10, B: Go back to previous task's location.
11: Remember what to do.
12: Back to original stance.

It is not a long process. I was just being unnecessarily precise.
I do that sometimes to feel more important...

The World is a Sandwich.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Babble Gum

When I chew gum I tend to talk more than average. I think it's because my mouth is more comfortable when there is a constant flavor... I'm weird, but

The World is a Sandwich.

Nothing can beat that.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

When life gives you lemons...

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is a very famous saying. When I was small and I first heard it, I did not get that metaphor, so my head was filled with questions but one really stood out... It was: "What if I'm not thirsty?"

The World is a Sandwich.

Hamburger > Burger

The word hamburger is usually shortened to burger, even though the burger is only an ingredient. I think it's wrong to just say an ingredient in a food instead of its actual name. I want people to realize how evil that is; therefore whenever a person does it I reply to him by saying "The mayonnaise is delicious and you know it!".

The World is a Sandwich.