A friend asked me... "What would you do if you found a genie bottle that granted you three wishes?" a second after he asked that he hastily said "Oh, of course no wishing the obvious. You know, more wishes, death, or love."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is a very famous saying. When I was small and I first heard it, I did not get that metaphor, so my head was filled with questions but one really stood out... It was: "What if I'm not thirsty?"
The word hamburger is usually shortened to burger, even though the burger is only an ingredient. I think it's wrong to just say an ingredient in a food instead of its actual name. I want people to realize how evil that is; therefore whenever a person does it I reply to him by saying "The mayonnaise is delicious and you know it!".