Monday, August 23, 2010


A friend asked me... "What would you do if you found a genie bottle that granted you three wishes?" a second after he asked that he hastily said "Oh, of course no wishing the obvious. You know, more wishes, death, or love."

I said more genie bottles... He slapped me.

The World is a Sandwich.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

An Advice... Always Avoid Alliterations.

Who needs rhetorical questions?

Just some of the fun phrases I've heard. There are lots like these in the internet if you look for them.

The World is a Sandwich.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Order Type A

This is the usual order cycle. This type does not happen always, but usually it does. It is the cycle activated once one person orders another to do something.
important note: A and B means that it's either one, not both.

1: Leaves original stance.
2: Go to location.
3: Forget what to do.
4, A: Do something else.
4, B: Go back to previous location.
5: Remember what to do.
6: Reanalyze the task.
7: Do the task.
8: Feel importance, then self pity (self pity = optional).
9: Tries to remember original stance.
10, A: Do something else.
10, B: Go back to previous task's location.
11: Remember what to do.
12: Back to original stance.

It is not a long process. I was just being unnecessarily precise.
I do that sometimes to feel more important...

The World is a Sandwich.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Babble Gum

When I chew gum I tend to talk more than average. I think it's because my mouth is more comfortable when there is a constant flavor... I'm weird, but

The World is a Sandwich.

Nothing can beat that.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

When life gives you lemons...

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is a very famous saying. When I was small and I first heard it, I did not get that metaphor, so my head was filled with questions but one really stood out... It was: "What if I'm not thirsty?"

The World is a Sandwich.

Hamburger > Burger

The word hamburger is usually shortened to burger, even though the burger is only an ingredient. I think it's wrong to just say an ingredient in a food instead of its actual name. I want people to realize how evil that is; therefore whenever a person does it I reply to him by saying "The mayonnaise is delicious and you know it!".

The World is a Sandwich.